Museum of Curious Toys & Games: “Queer Dolls Which Any Girl May Make” (1910)

From The San Francisco Call

Hello and welcome to another view into this one-of-a-kind collection celebrating the bizarre world of creepy or unusual toys & games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: Queer Dolls — Arts & Crafts Dolls for SF Girls in 1910

Queer Dolls Which Any Girl May Like: Toys & Games

“Would you like an entirely new family of dolls — queer sorts of dolls, such as you have never had before?” This curious questions begins this equally curious piece in the newspaper, The San Francisco Call, back on September 11, 1910. Um, well, no — I never really wanted a “new family” of creepy dolls.

Museum of Curious Toys & Games: “13 Dead End Drive” a 3D Board Game (1993)

13 dead end drive board game

Museum of Curious Toys & Games

Hello and welcome to another view into this one-of-a-kind collection celebrating the bizarre world of  creepy or unusual toys & games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: 13 Dead End Drive, A “3D” Board Game

Billed as a “3D board game” — 13 Dead End Drive is clearly inspired by the successful board game, Clue.

13 Dead End Drive is a murder mystery board game from Milton Bradley. Released in 1993, and showing a graphic style very in line with the times, the original was followed by a sequel in 2002.

Museum of Curious Toys & Games: God-Jesus Robot (1984)

God-Jesus Robot (1984)

Museum of Curious Toys & Games

Hello and welcome to another view into this one-of-a-kind collection celebrating the bizarre world of  creepy or unusual toys & games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: Bandai’s God-Jesus Robot

The God-Jesus Robot was a Bandai creation, sold in Japan in 1984. Similar to the Magic 8-Ball, though much more silly, players would ask God-Jesus Robot a question to help them find answers to perplexing questions of life.

God-Jesus Robot - Bandai

god-jesus3 God-Jesus Robot - Bandai

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Museum of Curious Toys & Games: Cold War Unicorn Set

Museum of Curious Toys & Games

Hello and welcome to another view into this one-of-a-kind collection celebrating the bizarre world of  creepy or unusual toys & games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: Cold War Unicorns

Cold War Unicorn

Here’s an official product description of the Cold War Unicorn set:

It’s a Cold War showdown! This play set allows you to play out the intense struggle between two global superpowers in the majestic fantasy world of the Unicorn! Can the Commie Unicorn’s horn of classless social structure hold up against the Freedom Unicorn’s hooves of capitalist opportunity? You decide! Each hard vinyl figure stands 3 3/4-inches tall and features articulated joints for all sorts of dramatic poses. You’ll love them, they’re educational and absurd!

Museum of Curious Toys & Games: Feeley Meeley (1967)

Museum of Curious Toys & Games

Hello and welcome to another view into this one-of-a-kind collection celebrating the bizarre world of  creepy or unusual toys & games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: Feeley Meeley (1967)

A case where the box art is better than the game.

Toys and Games - Feeley Meeley

A clear case of the box art being more interesting than the actual game.

The rule are deceptively simple: pick a card and then try to find that item in the suggestively-named “Grab Box.” 

Museum of Curious Toys & Games: The Town Dump (1977)

Museum of Curious Toys & Games

Hello and welcome to another view into this one-of-a-kind collection celebrating the bizarre world of  creepy or unusual toys & games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: The Town Dump Board Game

The Town Dump Board Game

The Game of Waste

With Motorized Action Bulldozer!

A not-so environmentally-minded board game from 1977, nice apparently very popular.

The Town Dump Board Game - Toys & Games

The Town Dump Board Game

Clear the Dump!

Not necessarily the most compelling game design, here’s how it works according to BoardGame Geek:

Museum of Curious Toys & Games: The Outer Space Men (1968)

Celebrating the bizarre world of creepy or unusual toys & games, each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: The Outer Space Men (1968)

So, I’m having action figure envy right now. How awesome is this?

The Outer Space Men were produced starting in 1968 by The Colorforms Corporation.

Museum of Curious Toys & Games: The (Not So) Funny Face Board Game

Hello and welcome to an exclusive showing of the Museum of Curious Toys & Games. Each item featured in this collection represents a questionable moment in the development of toys and games throughout history.

Today’s Featured Item: The “Funny Face” Board Game

Museum of Unsettling Toys & Games: Funny Face Board Game

The “Funny Face” board game — the stuff that nightmares is made of.

Whitman was a board game company that was founded in 1916 as a subsidiary of Western Publishing Company. In 1968, Whitman had the crazy idea to make the “Funny Face” board game — screenshots from which you see here.  In 1979, Mattel purchased Whitman and they were eventually phased out. Lucky for us, “pieces” of this terrifying clown face game still live on.

More unsettling photos of “Funny Face” after the jump.